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Sardar sms Sardar nurse se: Agr meri beti ho to kehna FAIL or beta ho to kehna PASS. Sardar k ghar khusra peda hua. Nurse: mubarak ho Sardar ji apki SUPLI aai he … The post appeared first on Funny...
View Article1 sardar ka redio kharab ho gaya
Sardar sms 1 sardar ka redio kharab ho gaya Usne khud hi usko khola or dekha us k ander 1 chooha mra pra tha. Sardar : lo dasso Chalna ki A Gulookar e mar gaya Ay The post 1 sardar ka redio kharab ho...
View ArticlePolice: Park Mein Aisy q Bethe ho,
Misleading sms Police: Park Mein Aisy q Bethe ho, Sardar: O Paa g Ham dono Shadi-shuda hain, Police: To Ghar mein betho, Sardar: is ka shohar or meri Bv mind karte hein… *.,_$w££T_,.* The post Police:...
View ArticleSardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya,
Sardar sms Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya, Cashiar bola janab ye hazar rupeya to nakli hai Sardar: jama mery acount wich hune ne tenu koi takleef. The post Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya...
View ArticleSardar: tumne itne Chhote-Chhote Baal Kyun Katwaye?
Sardar sms Sardar: tumne itne Chhote-Chhote Baal Kyun Katwaye? Pathan: Naayi K Pass 20 Rupee Khulle Nahi Thy To Maine Kaha, 20 Rupee Kay Aur Kaat Do. The post Sardar: tumne itne Chhote-Chhote Baal Kyun...
View ArticleSardar chori ke ilzam me pkra gaya.
Sardar sms Sardar chori ke ilzam me pkra gaya. Gaon walo ne monh kala kar k gadhe pe bitha dia, gali mein se guzar raha tha k us ki bivi dekh k roney lgi… Sardar bivi se: Aeven kamli na ban. . Ja ja k...
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Dost:Tm apni BV ko keya keh kr bulaty ho?
Sardar sms Dost:Tm apni BV ko keya keh kr bulaty ho? Sardar:Google Dost:wo Q? Sardar: ik gal pucho te 80 jawab anday ne… Hindi sms The post Dost:Tm apni BV ko keya keh kr bulaty ho? appeared first on...
View ArticleSardar ne masjid se joti chori ki
Sardar sms Hindi sms Sardar ne masjid se joti chori ki Molvi:ene juti chuki edi ‘tend’ kro Sardar: aik pair wapis le lo te foji cuting kr deo Incoming search terms:wv773n what is thisThe post...
View ArticleSardar servis shose ki dukan py
Sardar sms Sardar servis shose ki dukan py Bari garanti dandy o juti ne tay 2 din v nai kaday Dukandar : Huwa kia hai sardar: chuki gai ay bhai je , , , , The post Sardar servis shose ki dukan py...
View ArticleSardar ne paper K lye “My Best Frnd” ka mazmun yad kia
Best Sardar sms sardar ne paper K lye “My Best Frnd” ka mazmun yad kia lekn paper me “My Father” pe mzmun agya, Ab us ne socha K wohi mzmun likhta hun lekn dost ki jaga abu likh donga. Mzmun kch yun...
View Article1 sardar ko TEHRIK-E-INSAF ki tarf se msg aya;
Sardar sms 1 sardar ko TEHRIK-E-INSAF ki tarf se msg aya; “Kya aap Imran Khan k saath hain?” sardar ne reply kia; “Nai tuadi Parjai kol bethan , Khairiat? :-p:D Incoming search terms:Soch k jawab daina...
View ArticleSardar ko exam ma koi sawal nah ata tha
Sardar sms Sardar ko exam ma koi sawal nah ata tha usne her sawal k nechy llllllllllllllll is trah lins lgai or likha. Scratch kro Ans parho The post Sardar ko exam ma koi sawal nah ata tha appeared...
View Article1 sardar bench par lete hova tha k wahan sy
Sardar sms 1 sardar bench par lete hova tha k wahan sy 1 angraiz guzra or sardar sy pocha: r u relaxing? Sardar: No I am Surmet Singh! Phir 1 angraiz guzra or us ny b yehi pocha: r u relaxing? Sardar...
View ArticleA girl sent most expensive bird that could speak 40 languages
Sardar sms A girl sent most expensive bird that could speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 her sardar friend Next day she asked How was the bird? Sardar: Very tastey;-) funny sms The post A girl...
View ArticlePathan: O Yara! Tum Eik Messge Do Do Bar Q Bhejta Hai humko?
Sardar sms Pathan: O Yara! Tum Eik Messge Do Do Bar Q Bhejta Hai humko? . . . Sardar: kar di na pathano wali Baat.. Ooye Eik To Tum Rakh Liya Karo, Aur Dusra Forward Kar Diya Karo. . . pathan : tum to...
View Article4 Students 1 From HArVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 From TEXAS
Best Funny sms 4 Students 1 From HArVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 From TEXAS & 1 Sardar Ge From PUNJAB UNIVERSITY… 1 Common Question:- “What is the Fastest thing in the World?” Student of HARVARD: “Light”...
View ArticleSardar ghussy se: Waiter! Chicken biryani mein chicken hi nai hy
Sardar sms Sardar ghussy se: Waiter! Chicken biryani mein chicken hi nai hy . Waiter: Sir,gulab jaman me konsa gulab hota hy? . Sardar: Ay v sahi ay, chal sorry yar. The post Sardar ghussy se: Waiter!...
View ArticleLady call in Fire Brigade:
Jokes sms Lady call in Fire Brigade: Helo Mere Ghar Me Aag Lag Gai Hy Sardar: Pani Dalo Lady: Dala tha Aag Ni Bujhi Sardar: Te fer Mojan karo asi kera Pepsi sutni c . . . The post Lady call in Fire...
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Sardar: Yaar tum subah sy mitti khod rahy ho.
Sardar sms Sardar: Yaar tum subah sy mitti khod rahy ho. kaya baat hy? Pathan: Yaar abba kehty hain main ny unka naam mitti me mila deya, wohi dhund raha hun Incoming search terms:www zfm inpathan...
View ArticleGadhay Par Bethay Sardar Ko
Sardar sms Gadhay Par Bethay Sardar Ko TRAFFIC-POLICE Nay Rok Ker Kaha: Aap ka HELMET Nahin Hai? Challan Hoga Sardar: Akhan Khol K vekh AAnni deya Four Wheel Ay!!! The post Gadhay Par Bethay Sardar Ko...
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Teacher, koi esa mohekma batao jahan aurtain kaam nahee karten?
Picture mms The post Teacher, koi esa mohekma batao jahan aurtain kaam nahee karten? appeared first on Funny Jokes in Hindi | Poetry sms in Urdu.
View ArticleSardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 Lay gya
Sardar Funny sms Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 Lay gya, Pathan: Jhoot bolti hai, ,1500 tha, , hum ne 2 bar gina tha, sardar: Paise da msla nai,bs tu bnda lab. The post Sardar: Kal koi meri...
View ArticleSardar Ka Abba Mr Gya
Sardar Funny sms Sardar Ka Abba Mr Gya 1 sardar Bola: Abba Meno v ly janda Phr 2-4 Or Boly: Abba sano v ly janda Pthan: Chup Ho Jao Kanjro Aabby nu ja k set tey ho lain deo..: The post Sardar Ka Abba...
View ArticleA Sardar Introduces His Family
Funny Sardar sms A Sardar Introduces His Family: . Ey Meri BV Google Kaur, Ik sawal pucho 10 jawab . Mera puttar, Facebook Singh. Ghar diyan galla’n pooray muhallay nu dasda phirda . Aay meri Beti...
View ArticleWaiter: 10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hy
Funny Sardar sms Waiter: 10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hy Sardar: To Phr? Waiter: 20 Rupy To Dain! Sardar: Nhi Yara, Ham Tmhara Double Insult Nhi Kar Sakta… The post Waiter: 10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hy...
View ArticleWo Aj Mahenay Baad Mila To Galay Lag k Khob Roya
Load Shedding sms Wo Aj Mahenay Baad Mila To Galay Lag k Khob Roya Ye Wohi shaks Tha Jis Ne Kaha Tha, “Sher” ko vote do loadsheding khatm ho jayegi: ;- The post Wo Aj Mahenay Baad Mila To Galay Lag k...
View Article1 Sardar ne FootPath ko Rang krne ka theka lia
Funny Sardar sms 1 Sardar ne FootPath ko Rang krne ka theka lia 1st day Us ne 3 Kilo Meter Rang kiya 2nd day 2 KM Or 3rd day 1 KM.. 1 admi ne pucha Kia baat hy Sardar G? 1st day 3 KM 2nd din 2 KM 3rd...
View ArticleSardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hy jis se
Sardar funny sms Sardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hy jis se insan dewar k aar paar daikh skta hay. Angraiz hairan ho kr woh kya ?? Sardar “MORI” The post Sardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi...
View ArticleFunny sms: Sardar Bank men 500 rupey jma krany gaya
Funny Sardar sms Sardar Bank men 500 rupey jma krany gya Cashiar:Ye to nakli hy Srdar:Jama mery account men hun Gy tujy taklef hy Hahahah Gud Mor9g Incoming search terms:love sawal jawab in urdusardar...
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Sardar Funny sms: Sardar in intrview Afsar: Tel me opposite of day
Sardar Funny sms Sardar in intrview Afsar: Tel me opposite of day Sardar:Night Afsar:Cool Sardar:warm Afsar:Ugly Sardar: pichli Afsr:I said UGLY Sardar:I said PICHHLI Afsr:0h my God Sardar:0h my devil,...
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